"I poked my eye today," a woman said, randomly striking up a conversation with my girlfriend a few Friday nights ago.
"Does it hurt?" she asked.
"Hell no, I'm drinking!" was the reply.
A normal back-and-forth, for a rowdy bar on a Friday night. But the next impromptu confession from the woman was pure gold.
"He hates because me because that guy's his best friend," she said, pointing to a man across the bar. "And I fuck him."
Eddington House is located at 2813 Hulmeville Rd. in Bensalem, a suburb of about 60,000 people roughly 20 miles northeast of Phila. The locals call it E-House.
Their website boasts "21 Plasma TVs... 80 Out of Market Games Weekly" and, of course, "Beer Specials During Phillies Games"
This is what we walked into that night.